'                          THE BATTLE IN THE HEIGHTS
'                               Froware Software
'                                     1998

'         Hit START-F5 to start the game...

'  Froware Software is a 4 year old company dedicated to creating the coolest
' Qbasic games, plus others for ZZT, mostly based on real-life people & events

'    Look for Empire at 11:00, The War of the 90s, and Cotillion-a-roo 1998,
'  The Great 'Great Adventure' Adventure, and Church Wars: The Border Dispute

'     Another 'Summer of 98 Collection Series' Game by Froware Software

'     'Cause remember, Our name isn't redundant; we are.

'        http://members.aol.com/frostorm                     frostorm@aol.com
RANDOMIZE TIMER
many% = 2
COLOR 2, 1
CLS
LOCATE 12, 30
PRINT "THE BATTLE IN THE HEIGHTS"
LOCATE 13, 30
PRINT "by Froware Software  1998"
SLEEP

CLS
PRINT "Welcome to Seaside Heights!  Be prepared for 10 levels of battle, plus"
PRINT "beachside beatings, heros and heroins, and some wild people!  Get ready..."
PRINT "YOUR MISSION: DESTROY ALL PEOPLE"
PRINT "Try to beat all ten levels using only your wits and your weapon!  Good luck!"
SLEEP

1 COLOR 2, 1
CLS
PRINT "There are plenty of people who came on the adventure.  Pick who you want to be."
PRINT "Different people have different weapons with different strengths.  Try"
PRINT "to defeat the hardest enemy on level 10..."
PRINT ""
PRINT "NAME                STRENGTH        DEFENSE      WEAPON"
PRINT "1-Brian                  9            11        Fusion Cutter"
PRINT "2-Lisa                  10             9        Repeater Gun"
PRINT "3-Follari               11             8        Thermal Detonators"
PRINT "4-Steven Salami         12            10        Packered Mortar Gun"
PRINT "5-Jessica                7             9        Dark Trooper Weapon"
PRINT "6-Manni                 12            11        Blaster Rifle"
PRINT "7-Carlos                 9            10        IM Mines"
PRINT "8-Havie                  8            10        Fists"
PRINT "9-Heather               11             9        Bryant Laser Pistol"
PRINT "10-Matt                 12            11        Seaweed Shooter"
PRINT "11-Ryan                 11            11        Concussion Rifle"
PRINT "12-Doug & Bernadette    14             8        BB Gun"
PRINT "13-Kid who lost shoe     8            11        Smelly Socks"
PRINT "14-Asian Dude            9            11        Kung-Fu"
PRINT "15-Learn about the enemies"
INPUT "Select a person (1-15)"; person%
IF person% = 15 THEN GOTO 200
IF person% < 1 OR person% > 15 THEN GOTO 1
IF person% = 1 THEN name$ = "Brian": total% = 20: weapon$ = "Jeron Fusion Cutter": power% = 5
IF person% = 2 THEN name$ = "Lisa": total% = 19: weapon$ = "Standard Imperial Repeater Gun": power% = 4
IF person% = 3 THEN name$ = "Follari": total% = 19: weapon$ = "Thermal Detonators": power% = 5
IF person% = 4 THEN name$ = "Steven Salami": total% = 22: weapon$ = "Packered Mortrar Gun": power% = 8
IF person% = 5 THEN name$ = "Jessica": total% = 16: weapon$ = "Prototype Dark Trooper Weapon w/Plasma and Missle Launcher": power% = 11
IF person% = 6 THEN name$ = "Manni": total% = 23: weapon$ = "Imperial Blaster Rifle": power% = 3
IF person% = 7 THEN name$ = "Carlos": total% = 19: weapon$ = "Anti-Personal IM Mines": power% = 9
IF person% = 8 THEN name$ = "Havie": total% = 18: weapon$ = "Bare Naked Fists": power% = 1
IF person% = 9 THEN name$ = "Heather": total% = 19: weapon$ = "Modified Rebel Bryant Laser Pistorl": power% = 2
IF person% = 10 THEN name$ = "Matt": total% = 23: weapon$ = "New Jersey Made Automatic Seaweed Shooter": power% = 4
IF person% = 11 THEN name$ = "Ryan": total% = 22: weapon$ = "Trandoshan Made Stouker Concussion Rifle": power% = 9
IF person% = 12 THEN name$ = "Doug & Bernadette": total% = 22: weapon$ = "Enhanced Air Powered BB Gun": power% = 2
IF person% = 13 THEN name$ = "Kid who lost shoe": total% = 19: weapon$ = "Smelly Footware": power% = 6
IF person% = 14 THEN name$ = "Asian Dude": total% = 20: weapon$ = "Hong Kong Approved Kung-Fu": power% = 3

left% = total%

lemondude% = 10
10 COLOR 15, 1
CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 1-Dominican Lemonade Seller"
PRINT "YOUR NAME: "; name$
PRINT "YOUR WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level1%
IF level1% < 1 OR level1% > 3 THEN GOTO 10
IF level1% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then stuffs you into his lemonade machine.  You is dead, buddy!": END
IF level1% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 10
IF level1% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 10
IF level1% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 10
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You inflict"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 10)
lemondude% = lemondude% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF lemondude% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 10
hitty% = INT(RND * 5 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 3 + 1)
LOCATE 19, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

pizzaman% = 15
20 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 2-Rabid Pizza Guy"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level2%
IF level2% < 1 OR level2% > 3 THEN GOTO 20
IF level2% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then stuffs you into his crust stuffed pizza.  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level2% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 20
IF level2% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 20
IF level2% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 20
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You smack"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 10) + 1
pizzaman% = pizzaman% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF pizzaman% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 20
hitty% = INT(RND * 5 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 3 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

bastard% = 20
30 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 3-Drunken Harrassing Bastard"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level3%
IF level3% < 1 OR level3% > 3 THEN GOTO 30
IF level3% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then makes fun of you until you die! Ouchies! You is dead, buddy": END
IF level3% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 30
IF level3% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 30
IF level3% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 30
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You take away"; fight%; "hit points from this bastard!"
took% = INT(RND * 10) + 2
bastard% = bastard% - fight%
PRINT "In this battle, you have lost"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF bastard% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 30
hitty% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 4 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

claire% = 30
40 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 4-Follari's Evil Sister"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level4%
IF level4% < 1 OR level4% > 3 THEN GOTO 40
IF level4% = 3 THEN PRINT "She accepts...then sits on you!  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level4% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 40
IF level4% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 40
IF level4% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 40
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You fight hard and take out"; fight%; "hit points from the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 15) + 5
claire% = claire% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF claire% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 40
hitty% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 4 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

sandman% = 35
50 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 5-The Sand Man"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level5%
IF level5% < 1 OR level5% > 3 THEN GOTO 50
IF level5% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...and thens buries you.  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level5% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 50
IF level5% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 50
IF level5% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 50
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You hit the SandMan and he loses"; fight%; "hit points!"
took% = INT(RND * 15) + 6
sandman% = sandman% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you're critically hit and lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF sandman% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 50
hitty% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 4 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

beefman% = 45
60 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 6-Cable Car Assistant from Hell"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level6%
IF level6% < 1 OR level6% > 3 THEN GOTO 60
IF level6% = 3 THEN PRINT "She accepts...then throws you 25 feet down!  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level6% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 60
IF level6% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 60
IF level6% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 60
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You severely injure her and she loses "; fight%; "hit points."
took% = INT(RND * 15) + 8
beefman% = beefman% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF beefman% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 60
hitty% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 4 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

bill% = 55
70 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 7-BILL"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level7%
IF level7% < 1 OR level7% > 3 THEN GOTO 70
IF level7% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then wipes you with a chain belt! You is dead, buddy": END
IF level7% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 70
IF level7% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 70
IF level7% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 70
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You wack"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 20) + 12
bill% = bill% - fight%
PRINT "Bill hits and then invokes a spell!  You lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have been killed!  Sorry!": END
IF bill% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have slayed the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 70
hitty% = INT(RND * 8 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

joel% = 70
80 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 8-Youth Group Leader Joel"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level8%
IF level8% < 1 OR level8% > 3 THEN GOTO 80
IF level8% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then eats you for lunch!  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level8% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 80
IF level8% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 80
IF level8% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 80
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You hit and send"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 20) + 16
joel% = joel% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have been defeated!  Sorry!": END
IF joel% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You turn him into a heap of bones!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 80
hitty% = INT(RND * 8 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

julio% = 80
90 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "Level 9-Youth Group Leader Julio"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level9%
IF level9% < 1 OR level9% > 3 THEN GOTO 90
IF level9% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then sucks the life out of you!  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level9% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 90
IF level9% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need to use this!": SLEEP: GOTO 90
IF level9% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 90
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You knock"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 20) + 20
julio% = julio% - fight%
PRINT "You're hurt!  He took out"; took%; "of your hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF julio% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 90
hitty% = INT(RND * 8 + 1)
poop% = INT(RND * 3)
butt% = INT(RND * 6 + 1)
LOCATE 18, 1
PRINT "Good work!  You earned "; hitty%; "more total hit points!": total% = total% + hitty%
PRINT "You found "; poop%; "health kits on the corpse!": many% = many% + poop%
PRINT "Due to experience, you are now this many points more powerful:"; butt%: power% = power% + butt%
SLEEP

al% = 100
100 CLS
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
PRINT "LEVEL 10-BUS DRIVER AL"
PRINT "NAME: "; name$
PRINT "WEAPON: "; weapon$
PRINT "HIT POINTS:"; left%; "/"; total%
PRINT "Choose your plan..."
PRINT "1-Attack!"
PRINT "2-Use Health kit  ("; many%; ")"
PRINT "3-Surrender"
INPUT "Which one, buddy?"; level10%
IF level10% < 1 OR level10% > 3 THEN GOTO 100
IF level10% = 3 THEN PRINT "He accepts...then runs you over with his bus.  You is dead, buddy": END
IF level10% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% < total% THEN PRINT "You heal yourself!": left% = total%: many% = many% - 1: SLEEP: GOTO 100
IF level10% = 2 AND many% > 0 AND left% = total% THEN PRINT "You don't need touse this!": SLEEP: GOTO 100
IF level10% = 2 AND many% < 1 THEN PRINT "You don't have any!": SLEEP: GOTO 100
PRINT "You attack!!!!!!!"
fight% = INT(RND * 5) + power%
PRINT "You inflict"; fight%; "points of damage onto the enemy!"
took% = INT(RND * 25) + 30
al% = al% - fight%
PRINT "During your attack you lose"; took%; "hit points!": left% = left% - took%
IF left% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have died!  Sorry!": END
IF al% <= 0 THEN PRINT "You have defeated the last enemy!" ELSE SLEEP: GOTO 100
PRINT "You have beaten my hardest game!!!!  Congrats!!"
END


200 COLOR 15, 3
CLS
PRINT "Pick an enemy to learn about..."
PRINT "1-Dominican Lemonade Seller"
PRINT "2-Rabid Pizza Guy"
PRINT "3-Drunken Harassing Bastard"
PRINT "4-Follari's Evil Sister"
PRINT "5-The Sand Man"
PRINT "6-Cable Car Assistant from Hell"
PRINT "7-Sidekick Bill"
PRINT "8-Youth Group Leader Joel"
PRINT "9-Youth Group Leader Julio"
PRINT "10-Al the Bus Driver"
PRINT "11-Return to the main menu..."
INPUT "Make your choice (1-11)"; enemy%
IF enemy% < 1 OR enemy% > 11 THEN GOTO 200
IF enemy% = 11 THEN GOTO 1
IF enemy% = 1 THEN GOTO 210
IF enemy% = 2 THEN GOTO 220
IF enemy% = 3 THEN GOTO 230
IF enemy% = 4 THEN GOTO 240
IF enemy% = 5 THEN GOTO 250
IF enemy% = 6 THEN GOTO 260
IF enemy% = 7 THEN GOTO 270
IF enemy% = 8 THEN GOTO 280
IF enemy% = 9 THEN GOTO 290
IF enemy% = 10 THEN GOTO 300

210 CLS
PRINT "Level 1-Dominican Lemonade Seller"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Jose Lopez"
PRINT "Hometown: Puerto Plata, Dominican Republic"
PRINT "Current home: Toms River, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Handgun"
PRINT ""
PRINT "A fan of Sammy Sosa, and a fan of death, this guy is willing to fight"
PRINT "until the end.  Not very powerful, but still in the beginning you may"
PRINT "want to be cautious with him (especially if you got one of those pussy"
PRINT "guns). His worst attribute?  His inability to make a decent cup of"
PRINT "lemonade.  Why not show this bastard where his home should be-under the"
PRINT "boardwalk!"
SLEEP
GOTO 200

220 CLS
PRINT "Level 2-Rabid Pizza Guy"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Antonio Gambino"
PRINT "Hometown: Palermo, Sicily, Italy"
PRINT "Current home: Ocean Gate, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Red-Hot Oven Mitts"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Perhaps nothing in this world is more scarier than a diseased man handling"
PRINT "your food.  No, probably a diseased man handling your body is worse!  To"
PRINT "avoid this, send this guido back home along with his other 2 brothers from"
PRINT "Italy.  Make the '3 Brothers From Italy Pizza' go out of business.  But"
PRINT "be careful.  He may be in the Mafia."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

230 CLS
PRINT "Level 3-Drunken Harassing Bastard"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Greggory Thompson"
PRINT "Hometown: Scranton, PA"
PRINT "Current home: Penn State U., College Station Campus, University Park, PA"
PRINT "Weapon: Swiss-army knife [large version]"
PRINT ""
PRINT "A drunk college guy is worse then it sounds.  Be careful around him, since"
PRINT "his arm is as deadly as his insults.  Take the 'white trash' out and propel"
PRINT "yourself to new HEIGHTS as you soar into level 4."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

240 CLS
PRINT "Level 4-Follari's Evil Sister"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Claire Follari"
PRINT "Hometown: Hasbrouck Heights, NJ"
PRINT "Current home: Hasbrouck Heights, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Fat gun"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Full of fat and full of horor, this bitch can pack a huge punch.  When"
PRINT "she comes to kill, she's not going to use bloody knives and guns.  You'll"
PRINT "be bombarded with fat and cholesteral until you can't take it!!  Be careful"
PRINT "because if you mess you, you'll be messed up."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

250 CLS
PRINT "Level 5-The Sand Man"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Freddy Meatsauce"
PRINT "Hometown: Avon-By-The-Sea, NJ"
PRINT "Current home: 1 Mile offshore Belmar, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Sandy Arms"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Watch out below!  If you don't feel like being buried under the boardwalk"
PRINT "alive then you better watch it!  This guy will pull you to his home for"
PRINT "lunch.  The only way out of this one is to put this guy along with his"
PRINT "granular friends."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

260 CLS
PRINT "Level 6-Cable Car Assistant from Hell"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Salty Salad"
PRINT "Hometown: Paramus, NJ"
PRINT "Current home: Seaside Park, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Electrified Wire"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Dude!  This girl will kill for anything!  If you don't have a ticket, ZAP!"
PRINT "That 30 foot drop to the sand below won't be as easy as you think, unless"
PRINT "of course, you're dead already since you were Zapped to Death!!  Use frequent"
PRINT "health kits and oh yeah, a prayer or two won't hurt you either!"
SLEEP
GOTO 200

270 CLS
PRINT "Level 7-Sidekick BILL"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Bill"
PRINT "Hometown: Unknown, but assumed to be Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ"
PRINT "Current home: Unknown, but possibly Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Fists (that's it!)"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Although he was dubbed 'The Funny-Looking Guy', this dude is deadly.  His"
PRINT "power is incredible.  Some speculate that he's not even human, perhaps he's"
PRINT "some type of WWII German weapon that got 'Out of Control'  In any case, this guy"
PRINT "(or creation) will crush you.  Only the forces of lawfullness could protect"
PRINT "you from this true being of pure chaos."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

280 CLS
PRINT "Level 8-Youth Group Leader Joel"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Acutual Name: Joel S. Peters"
PRINT "Hometown: Ridgefield, NJ"
PRINT "Current home: Mahwah, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Lightsaber"
PRINT ""
PRINT "The world's only Jedi Knight is right here in Seaside.  And he's taking no"
PRINT "prisoners.  When he sees his sidekick Bill go down, he'll fight like a wild"
PRINT "bastard.  Fight hard and May the Force be with You.  This guy is almost"
PRINT "impossible, but he's not."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

290 CLS
PRINT "Level 9-Youth Group Leader Julio"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Actual Name: Julio"
PRINT "Hometown: Unknown"
PRINT "Current home: Rochelle Park, NJ"
PRINT "Weapon: Level 3 Dark Trooper Weapon with Advanced Missle/Mortar Launcher"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Julio's weapons are increible, his movements are amazingly swift, his armor"
PRINT "is strong as a armadillo's ass, and his jet pack just adds to his mobility."
PRINT "Your going to need to be strong as hell to beat him.  You'll also need"
PRINT "lots of luck and health kits too.  Julio can take a lot of hits too so you"
PRINT "better be able to hang out there long enough."
SLEEP
GOTO 200

300 CLS
PRINT "Level 10-Bus Driver Al"
PRINT ""
PRINT "Acutual Name: Al (we think)"
PRINT "Hometown: No idea"
PRINT "Current home: Not a clue"
PRINT "Weapon: Big Yellow School Bus"
PRINT ""
PRINT "We know very little about Al.  He works for Taranto Bus Corp.  He made an"
PRINT "appointment with the hospital before driving us.  That's it.   He's disel"
PRINT "(we know that)  He loves old, corny music such as The Village People's 'YMCA'"
PRINT "and Macho Man.  He's got a sense of humor too, let's hope that he doesn't use"
PRINT "you as his comedy material!!  Damn!  This bastard is tough!!!"
SLEEP
GOTO 200