'                     The Great 'Great Adventure' Adventure
'                                 Version 1.50
'                             Froware Software 1998

'         Hit SHIFT-F5 to play...

' A game of adventure and action based losely (very losely) on actual events

'                     REAL RIDES, REAL FOOD, REAL PEOPLE

'     "I can't believe you put all that [bleep] in this game!"-some guy

'   Watch for more Froware Software games based on Youth Group & Star Wars


'               Froware Software-Our name isn't redudant; we are.
RANDOMIZE TIMER
turns% = 1
COLOR 8, 10
CLS
LOCATE 11, 22
PRINT "THE GREAT 'GREAT ADVENTURE' ADVENTURE"
LOCATE 12, 13
PRINT "Starring Joel, Julio, and the rest of the YOUTH GROUP GANG"
LOCATE 13, 20
PRINT "A hilarious adventure by Froware Software"
LOCATE 14, 5
PRINT "By the same folks who brought you Cotillion-a-roo 1998 & Empire at 11:00"
LOCATE 23, 15
PRINT "Hit any key to play..."
SLEEP

CLS
PRINT "This game is pretty simple to play, but difficult to win.  No actually"
PRINT "it's easy to win, but I still want you to play it anyway.  Anyway, you"
PRINT "have 25 turns.  The object is have the most fun.  Each different person"
PRINT "needs certain amounts to reach that 'ultimate high.'  Go on rides and eat"
PRINT "stuff to get this.  Watch for long lines!  But if you exceed your"
PRINT "'stomach limit', you'll barf, (it won't be a pretty site, dude, really)"
PRINT "and your happiness rating will fall.  Try different players and rides.  Ok"
PRINT "the idea is lame, but it's still pretty cool.  Read the player descriptions."
PRINT "They're kinda funny.  There's also a fighting mode.  Different weapons and"
PRINT "armor help or hurt you in different ways.  It's wild!  I got an hour until"
PRINT "youth group.  Maybe I'll throw some sounds in.  Yeah, that'll be cool!!"
PLAY "MFL12O1ABGEDABO4ABECCABGEFDAO4ABADA"
SLEEP

1 COLOR 8, 10
CLS
PRINT "Select your player....."
PRINT "NAME                        MIN. WIN      POWER       STOMACH MAX"
PRINT ""
PRINT "1-Brian                       50           20              50"
PRINT "2-Jooooel                     40           23              38"
PRINT "3-Lisa                        45           18              44"
PRINT "4-Wayne the Pain              55           25              39"
PRINT "5-Jessica                     48           16              54"
PRINT "6-Alycia                      60           19              40"
PRINT "7-Juuulio!  Juuulio!          58           18              62"
PRINT "8-Manni!                      52           26              48"
PRINT "9-Bus Driver Al               43           29              34"
PRINT "10-Avg. Sacred Heart Ghettoer 56           22              47"
PRINT "11-St. Philip's Dude          50           20              48"
PRINT "12-Learn more about a character and stuff"
INPUT "Make your choice, now..."; person%
IF person% < 1 OR person% > 12 THEN GOTO 1
IF person% = 12 THEN GOTO 100
IF person% = 1 THEN name$ = "Brian": min% = 50: max% = 50: power% = 20
IF person% = 2 THEN name$ = "Jooooel!": min% = 40: max% = 38: power% = 23
IF person% = 3 THEN name$ = "Lisa": min% = 45: max% = 44: power% = 18
IF person% = 4 THEN name$ = "Wayne the Pain": min% = 55: max% = 39: power% = 25
IF person% = 5 THEN name$ = "Jessica": min% = 48: max% = 54: power% = 16
IF person% = 6 THEN name$ = "Alycia": min% = 48: max% = 54: power% = 19
IF person% = 7 THEN name$ = "Juuulio!": min% = 58: max% = 62: power% = 18
IF person% = 8 THEN name$ = "Manni!": min% = 52: max% = 48: power% = 27
IF person% = 9 THEN name$ = "Al the Bus Driver": min% = 43: max% = 34: power% = 29
IF person% = 10 THEN name$ = "Your avergae Homie from Sacred Heart": min% = 56: max% = 47: power% = 22
IF person% = 11 THEN name$ = "Your basic dude from St. Philip's yg": min% = 50: max% = 48: power% = 20

3 COLOR 8, 10
CLS
IF turns% = 25 THEN GOTO 500
IF barf% > max% THEN GOTO 550
IF morale% >= min% THEN GOTO 600
PRINT "You are:"; name$
PRINT "Turn"; turns%; " out of 25"
PRINT "HAPPINESS RATING:"; morale%; "              Happiness min. number:"; min%
PRINT "Choose which you wish to do"
PRINT "1-Get on a ride..."
PRINT "2-Grab some food..."
PRINT "3-Play some games..."
PRINT "4-Attack a non-ride-willing member"
PRINT "5-Exit the game"
INPUT "Which will it be"; choice%
IF choice% < 1 OR choice% > 5 THEN GOTO 3
IF choice% = 5 THEN INPUT "Are you suure (y for yes, anything else for no)"; fro$: IF LCASE$(fro$) = "y" THEN END ELSE GOTO 3
IF choice% = 1 THEN GOTO 10
IF choice% = 2 THEN GOTO 20
IF choice% = 3 THEN GOTO 30
IF choice% = 4 THEN GOTO 700

10 CLS
COLOR 15, 1
CLS
PRINT "Pick which ride you want to go on"
PRINT "1-Spinmeister"
PRINT "2-Tea Cups"
PRINT "3-Swings"
PRINT "4-Skull Mountain"
PRINT "5-Irrawaddy Riptide"
PRINT "6-Congo Rapids"
PRINT "7-Batman the Ride"
PRINT "8-Batman and Robin: The Chiller"
PRINT "9-Viper"
PRINT "10-The Great American Scream Machine"
PRINT "11-Scrambler"
PRINT "12-The Big Log Flume"
PRINT "13-Space Shuttle"
PRINT "14-Stuntman's Free Fall"
PRINT "15-Rolling Thunder"
PRINT "16-El Sombrero"
PRINT "17-Taz Twister"
PRINT "18-Runaway Mine Train"
PRINT "19-Return to the main menu..."
INPUT "Select your ride"; ride%
COLOR 3, 0
IF ride% < 1 OR ride% > 19 THEN GOTO 10
IF ride% = 19 THEN GOTO 3
IF ride% = 1 THEN PRINT "You are spinned and spinned...": morale% = morale% + 4: barf% = barf% + 6
IF ride% = 2 THEN PRINT "You go around and around..": morale% = morale% + 1: barf% = barf% + 4
IF ride% = 3 THEN PRINT "You go up and go around..": morale% = morale% + 2: barf% = barf% + 3
IF ride% = 4 THEN PRINT "The coaster goes up and around in the dark...": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 4
IF ride% = 5 THEN PRINT "This boat flume is wild, man!": morale% = morale% + 7: barf% = barf% + 1
IF ride% = 6 THEN PRINT "You tackle the rapids...": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 0: turns% = turns% + 1
IF ride% = 7 THEN PRINT "You flip, ride, and scream...": morale% = morale% + 8: barf% = barf% + 7: turns% = turns% + 3
IF ride% = 8 THEN PRINT "0-70 in 4 seconds, plus flips and corkscrews-backwards!": morale% = morale% + 9: barf% = barf% + 11: turns% = turns% + 3
IF ride% = 9 THEN PRINT "This roller coaster flips and twirls, dude!": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 9: turns% = turns% + 2
IF ride% = 10 THEN PRINT "The 150+ foot drop makes you dizzy...the loops are terror...": morale% = morale% + 7: barf% = barf% + 12: turns% = turns% + 4
IF ride% = 11 THEN PRINT "Your pulled in fun and laughter...": morale% = morale% + 5: barf% = barf% + 3
IF ride% = 12 THEN PRINT "A wet and wild adventure!  Cool drop!": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 2
IF ride% = 13 THEN PRINT "You hang upside down for over 5 seconds...": morale% = morale% + 4: barf% = barf% + 11: turns% = turns% + 1
IF ride% = 14 THEN PRINT "You fall with yells...": morale% = morale% + 7: barf% = barf% + 7
IF ride% = 15 THEN PRINT "The wood is strong...": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 5: turns% = turns% + 1
IF ride% = 16 THEN PRINT "Muy interesante, senores.  Mucho groovio!": morale% = morale% + 3: barf% = barf% + 1
IF ride% = 17 THEN PRINT "You spin until there is no tomorrow...": morale% = morale% + 4: barf% = barf% + 9
IF ride% = 18 THEN PRINT "Up and down, you yell and cry..": morale% = morale% + 6: barf% = barf% + 6: turns% = turns% + 1
PLAY "MFL12O5ABGEEFACC"
SLEEP
turns% = turns% + 1
GOTO 3

20 CLS
PRINT "Pick your eatery"
PRINT "1-Bob's Hot Dog Pit"
PRINT "2-Sal's Russian Closet"
PRINT "3-The Toilet Bowl"
PRINT "4-Beefland"
PRINT "5-Veggieburg"
PRINT "6-Burgers and Turds"
PRINT "7-Beans-r-us"
PRINT "8-Ralph's"
PRINT "9-The Cheesteak and Tomato Juice Stand"
PRINT "10-Go back to main menu..."
INPUT "Got milk?"; food%
PLAY "MFO4ABADGFEDACA"
COLOR 3, 0
IF food% < 1 OR food% > 10 THEN GOTO 20
IF food% = 10 THEN GOTO 3
IF food% = 1 THEN PRINT "Hmmmm.  Needs some salt.   Otherwise not too bad!": morale% = morale% + 4: barf% = barf% + 1
IF food% = 2 THEN PRINT "Oh, man.  I think that wasn't pure Rusisan!!  Donde esta el bano!": barf% = barf% + 5
IF food% = 3 THEN PRINT "Hey!  This is a lot better than what it sounds like!": morale% = morale% + 4
IF food% = 4 THEN PRINT "Pretty good, but since when does beef have large chunks in it!?!?": morale% = morale% + 3: barf% = barf% + 3
IF food% = 5 THEN PRINT "Since when does vegetables have pork in them?!?!!": barf% = barf% + 4: morale% = morale% + 1
IF food% = 6 THEN PRINT "I thought that was burgers and turks!  Oh, boy.  But, hey, it's not bad!": barf% = barf% + 3: morale% = morale% + 2
IF food% = 7 THEN PRINT "Beans!  Beans!  I looooove them!!  Delicous.  Uh,oh...wait...": barf% = barf% + 2: morale% = morale% + 5
IF food% = 8 THEN PRINT "Ralphish.   I like it!!  Hey Mikey, I like it!": barf% = barf% + 1: morale% = morale% + 3
IF food% = 9 THEN PRINT "Oh, boy.  That's a bad mix!": morale% = morale% + 1: barf% = barf% + 4
turns% = turns% + 1
SLEEP
GOTO 3

30 CLS
PRINT "Select your place for fun..."
PRINT "1-The Claw Machine"
PRINT "2-Area 51: The Arcade Game"
PRINT "3-Ted's Foosball"
PRINT "4-Wack-a-Joel"
PRINT "5-Lesbian Attack"
PRINT "6-Head back to main menu..."
INPUT "Where to?"; arcade%
COLOR 3, 0
IF arcade% < 1 OR arcade% > 6 THEN GOTO 30
IF arcade% = 6 THEN GOTO 3
IF arcade% = 1 THEN PRINT "You try to win a prize...damn it!!..."
IF arcade% = 2 THEN PRINT "Oh, man!  This is cool, but gross!": barf% = barf% + 3: morale% = morale% + 2
IF arcade% = 3 THEN PRINT "This game sucks!": barf% = barf% + 1
IF arcade% = 4 THEN PRINT "This is excellent!!!": morale% = morale% + 3
IF arcade% = 5 THEN PRINT "This is weird!!": barf% = barf% + 3: morale% = morale% + 3
PLAY "MFL19O1ABDGEADAEEFGBBCAD"
turns% = turns% + 1
SLEEP
GOTO 3

100 COLOR 1, 15
CLS
PRINT "PICK A DUDE..."
PRINT "NAME"
PRINT ""
PRINT "1-Brian"
PRINT "2-Jooooel"
PRINT "3-Lisa"
PRINT "4-Wayne the Pain"
PRINT "5-Jessica"
PRINT "6-Alycia"
PRINT "7-Juuulio!  Juuulio!"
PRINT "8-Manni!"
PRINT "9-Bus Driver Al"
PRINT "10-Avg. Sacred Heart Ghettoer"
PRINT "11-St. Philip's Dude"
PRINT "12-Return to the choice menu"
INPUT "Who do u want dude?"; dude%
IF dude% = 12 THEN GOTO 1
IF dude% < 1 OR dude% > 12 THEN GOTO 100
IF dude% = 1 THEN GOTO 105
IF dude% = 2 THEN GOTO 110
IF dude% = 3 THEN GOTO 115
IF dude% = 4 THEN GOTO 120
IF dude% = 5 THEN GOTO 125
IF dude% = 6 THEN GOTO 130
IF dude% = 7 THEN GOTO 135
IF dude% = 8 THEN GOTO 140
IF dude% = 9 THEN GOTO 145
IF dude% = 10 THEN GOTO 150
IF dude% = 11 THEN GOTO 155


105 CLS
PRINT "Name: Brian"
PRINT "Weight: 115"
PRINT "Height: 5'6"
PRINT "Age: 16"
PRINT "Power: 20"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 50"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 50"
PRINT "Hometown: Elmwood Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Thermal Detonators"
PRINT "Notes: Brian uses a combination of intelligence and planning to excute his"
PRINT "decision for ride order.  His urge for fun makes him easy to win with, but"
PRINT "he cannot take too much at once.  His arm is deadly, and is perhaps even"
PRINT "as scary as a Gran."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

110 CLS
PRINT "Name: Joel S. Peters"
PRINT "Nickname: Joooooel"
PRINT "Weight: 170"
PRINT "Height: 5'11"
PRINT "Age: 37"
PRINT "Power: 23"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 40"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 38"
PRINT "Hometown: Mahwah"
PRINT "Weapon: Lighsaber"
PRINT "Notes: Joel cannot take much to his stomach.  The rides take a lot on Joel."
PRINT "On the flip side, Joel is very good at having fun with simple things.  Joel"
PRINT "enjoys pizza by entire pies, plus claw games.   He is an expert at using"
PRINT "his laser sword, known as a lightsaber."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

115 CLS
PRINT "Name: Lisa"
PRINT "Weight: 133"
PRINT "Height: 5'5"
PRINT "Age: 15"
PRINT "Power: 18"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 45"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 44"
PRINT "Hometown: Elmwood Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Jeron Fussion Cutter"
PRINT "Notes: Lisa is a follower, but is willing to take heavy risks to complete"
PRINT "a goal.  Plus, she is also easy to please making her easy to win with."
PRINT "She cannot take many of the big rides, mostly due to fear, but smaller rides"
PRINT "and games are her specialty.  Her fussion cutter shoots green shots of"
PRINT "dangerous laser."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

120 CLS
PRINT "Name: William"
PRINT "Nickname: Wayne the Pain"
PRINT "Weight: 155"
PRINT "Height: 5'11 (he claims he's 6'0)"
PRINT "Age: 13"
PRINT "Power: 25"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 55"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 39"
PRINT "Hometown: Elmwood Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Bow and Arrow"
PRINT "Notes: Will looks a lot like that guy, Wayne the Pain, from the TV show"
PRINT "'The Adventures of Pete and Pete.' Hence, the name was dubbed to him.  Will"
PRINT "gets sick on big rides easily and cannot have fun easily.  He's more of a"
PRINT "nussance than a worthwhile character, although his bow is deadly in attack"
PRINT "situations."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

125 CLS
PRINT "Name: Jessica"
PRINT "Weight: 100"
PRINT "Height: 5'3"
PRINT "Age: 14"
PRINT "Power: 16"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 48"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 54"
PRINT "Hometown: Elmwood Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Blaster Riffle"
PRINT "Notes: Extremely nimble and extremely experienced, Jessica is able to take"
PRINT "almost any ride.  Large coasters bang her around, but her stomach holds"
PRINT "it usually.  She is inexperienced with weapons, even the blaster riffle."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

130 CLS
PRINT "Name: Alycia"
PRINT "Weight: 128"
PRINT "Height: 5'8"
PRINT "Age: 16"
PRINT "Power: 19"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 60"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 40"
PRINT "Hometown: Elmwood Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Stouker Concussion Riffle"
PRINT "Notes: Slow on the uptake, and quick on the trigger makes Alycia a dangerous"
PRINT "person to deal with.  Her stomach cannot in any way take spills, and her"
PRINT "attitude prevents her from 'easy pleasure'"
SLEEP
GOTO 100

135 CLS
PRINT "Name: Julio"
PRINT "Nickname: Juuulio!  Juuulio!"
PRINT "Weight: 155"
PRINT "Height: 5'8"
PRINT "Age: 44"
PRINT "Power: 18"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 58"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 62"
PRINT "Hometown: Rochelle Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Modified Bryant Blaster Pistol"
PRINT "Notes: Julio is the oldest of the gang and can take the largest jolts and"
PRINT "spills.  Julio has years of experience plus an atittude that's willing"
PRINT "to take almost anything.  He does not have much weapon training."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

140 CLS
PRINT "Name: Manni"
PRINT "Nickname: [oh] Manni!"
PRINT "Weight: 138"
PRINT "Height: 5'7"
PRINT "Age: 15"
PRINT "Power: 27"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 52"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 48"
PRINT "Hometown: Rochelle Park"
PRINT "Main Weapon: Packered Mortar Gun"
PRINT "Notes: Dressed in Mandalorian armor and armed to the teeth, this guy from"
PRINT "the ghetto has it all.  IR goggles, Nav tools, and a stomach that can"
PRINT "withstand many of Great Adventures rides.  His gun, when pointed at a 45"
PRINT "degree angle means doom for almost anyone standing around wimping out."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

145 CLS
PRINT "Name: Albert"
PRINT "Nickname: Al the Bus Driver"
PRINT "Weight: Unknown"
PRINT "Height: Unknown"
PRINT "Age: Unknown"
PRINT "Power: 29"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 43"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 34"
PRINT "Hometown: Unknown"
PRINT "Weapon: Prototype Dark Trooper Weapon w/ missle launcher"
PRINT "Notes: Not much is known about Al.  We know that he has a love of The"
PRINT "Village People and other corny, old, bus music.  He is said to be deadly"
PRINT "although he would not leave the bus due to his fear of swift movement.  His"
PRINT "weapon is extremely dangerous and is so heavy some say he must not even"
PRINT "be human, but a DARK TROOPER...is the mystery true?..."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

150 CLS
PRINT "Names: Homie Harry, Ghetto Gary, Salior Hat Sal, Rapping Ralph"
PRINT "Group: Ghetto People of Sacred Heart"
PRINT "Avg. Weight: 146"
PRINT "Avg. Height: 5'9"
PRINT "Avg. Age: 14"
PRINT "Avg. Power: 22"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 56"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 47"
PRINT "Hometown: Rochelle Park"
PRINT "Weapon: Anti-Personal Mines"
PRINT "Notes: Full of rap music, and knowledge of the language, the Homies from"
PRINT "the inner ghetto love to take on the rides, and have fun.  Their mines"
PRINT "are good for watching their backs.  Try to attack the back and BOOM!, see you"
PRINT "later!"
SLEEP
GOTO 100

155 CLS
PRINT "Names: Fredie, Bobby, Sammy, Billy, etc."
PRINT "Group: The Normal People's Alliance of St. Philip"
PRINT "Avg. Weight: 140"
PRINT "Avg. Height: 5'5"
PRINT "Ave. Age: 14"
PRINT "Avg. Power: 20"
PRINT "Min. Happiness number to win: 50"
PRINT "Max. Stomach number: 48"
PRINT "Hometown: Saddle Brook"
PRINT "Weapon: Standard Imperial Repeater Gun"
PRINT "Notes: Regular dudes with regular happiness points and barf numbers.  These"
PRINT "people are your average dude.  They are fairly good shots with a nice weapon"
PRINT "which can fire over 200 rounds per minute.  They fear those of the Ghetto."
SLEEP
GOTO 100

500 CLS : LOCATE 12, 1: PRINT "Sorry, buddy.  Time to go!  You aren't happy enough!  You lose!!": END
550 CLS : LOCATE 12, 1: PRINT "You barf!!  Ewww!  All over!  MAN!!  You're pissed now!": morale% = 2: barf% = 0: SLEEP: GOTO 3
600 CLS : LOCATE 12, 1: PRINT "You have won!!  Congrats!!": END

700 CLS
PRINT "A certain person will not go on a ride!  You hate when this happens!"
PRINT "Should you show this person who's boss??"
PRINT "1-Attack the loser"
PRINT "2-Forget it and return to the main menu"
INPUT "What now?"; pick%
IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 2 THEN GOTO 700
IF pick% = 2 THEN GOTO 3
701 person% = INT(RND * 11 + 1)
IF person% = 1 THEN enname$ = "Brian": force% = 20
IF person% = 2 THEN enname$ = "Jooooel!": force% = 23
IF person% = 3 THEN enname$ = "Lisa": force% = 18
IF person% = 4 THEN enname$ = "Wayne the Pain": force% = 25
IF person% = 5 THEN enname$ = "Jessica": force% = 16
IF person% = 6 THEN enname$ = "Alycia": force% = 19
IF person% = 7 THEN enname$ = "Juuulio!": force% = 18
IF person% = 8 THEN enname$ = "Manni!": force% = 27
IF person% = 9 THEN enname$ = "Al the Bus Driver": force% = 29
IF person% = 10 THEN enname$ = "Your average Homie from Sacred Heart": force% = 22
IF person% = 11 THEN enname$ = "Your basic dude from St. Philip's yg": force% = 20
IF enname$ = name$ THEN GOTO 701
power% = beans%
force% = terror%
PRINT "You will be battling "; enname$
SLEEP 2
enlost% = INT(RND * 10)
melost% = INT(RND * 10)
beans% = beans% - melost%
terror% = terror% - enlost%
IF person% = 2 THEN beans% = beans% + 2
IF person% = 7 THEN beans% = beans% + 4
IF person% = 9 THEN terror% = terror% - 3
IF terror% <= beans% THEN PRINT "You have defeated "; enname$; "!!":  cheese% = beans% - terror%: morale% = morale% + cheese%: SLEEP: turns% = turns% + 1: GOTO 3
IF beans% < terror% THEN PRINT "You have lost the battle with "; enname$; "!!!!":  ohno% = terror% - beans%: morale% = morale% - ohno%: barf% = barf% + ohno%: SLEEP: turns% = turns% + 1: GOTO 3