' ' --THE HMMM... THREAD: THE GAME-- ' Starring Frostorm, Dijonsyrup, Pico, and Dalco ' by ' Froware Software 1999 ' ' Who ever thought that a bunch of corny posts from a newsgroup ' dedicated to a talented young actress would turn into such a ' fun, adventerous, and hilarious game by Froware Software. Join ' in on the fun as your regular American dudes (Dijon, Fro) team ' up with two totally cool Canadian guys (Pico, Dalco) for ' organizing the greatest party since Woodstock. You'll laugh, ' you might even cry and you'll love Froware's newest game... ' This game is rated Teen ' Froware Software: Our name isn't redundant; we are. ' ' Special Thanks to Armadillo Software for the music! ' COLOR 15, 1 CLS LOCATE 12, 28 PRINT "THE HMMM... THREAD: THE GAME" LOCATE 13, 19 PRINT "Starring Frostorm, Dijonsyrup, Pico, and Dalco" LOCATE 14, 31 PRINT "Based on actual posts" SLEEP CLS PRINT "You've got 15 levels to get everyone to frostorm's house to have the" PRINT "awesomest party ever. Many things will try to prevent this totally" PRINT "cool event from occruing, so do your best to get everyone there (including" PRINT "the very lovely Natalie Portman). There's only 1 right answer for each!" PRINT "Good Luck and may the Force be with you!" SLEEP 1 CLS PRINT "Level 1-Figure out how to contact Nat" PRINT "Friday, July 16, 1999.....6:45 pm edt" PRINT "You are FROSTORM" PRINT "Situation--Dude, we need NAT here. It's the reason why we're having the party." PRINT "Figure out the best way to assure that we will contact her. Be careful, one" PRINT "bad move and you're under arrest and charged with stalking!" PRINT "--PICK ONE OF THESE--" PRINT "1-Steal your parents car and drive on over to Syosset and go down every street." PRINT "2-E-mail Kerrick since he knows" PRINT "3-Check the Long Island Phone Books" PRINT "4-Call up K-Rock and get Cane to put you on the air so you can ask her." INPUT "Which answer?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 1 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Well, you make it to the George Washington Bridge, but realize that you don't": PRINT "have any money to pay for the tolls. So, you zoom through it, and cross the" IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "bridge. A cop sees you and you quickly take the first exit off the highway": PRINT "to loose him. Unfourtnetly, you're not in Long Island yet. You're in": PRINT "Washington Heights. And I think those guys are Maya's friends...oh, boy...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "He laughs and replys 'only for 1 million dollars.' You realize you only have": PRINT "about $5, so you invite him to the party instead. He tells you to fuck off": PRINT "LLooks like he won't be coming...but neither will Nat!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "You call up all the Portmans and they say that you have the wrong number. You": PRINT "decided to try her real name but there aren't any Shmatalie's in the book.": PRINT "So, you're basically screwed...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "You call up and talk to Altar Boy. You talk fast and he thinks you wanna": PRINT "hear 'What's My Age Again?', but you tell him that you want to ask Natalie": PRINT "Portman to a big party. He talks to Cane and they put your message on the": PRINT "radio! In a little while, Natalie calls K-Rock, and they give her your": PRINT "number. You guys talk and she agrees to come!!! Groovy!": SLEEP 2 CLS PRINT "Level 2-Figure out how to get to Fro's house in NJ" PRINT "Saturday, July 17, 1999.....9:20 am mdt" PRINT "You are DIJONSYRUP" PRINT "Situation--How the hell am I gonna get from Lone Tree to Elmwood Park? Think" PRINT "of the best excuse to tell your parents to let you fly east..." PRINT "--ONE OF THESE--" PRINT "1-My cousin is getting a hernia operation and wants me there" PRINT "2-I need to see the Warped Tour again in NJ" PRINT "3-I'm like in this ng, and we're having, uh, this party, at this dude's house" PRINT "4-I'm in a skateboard competition in New York City" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 2 IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "They don't believe you! You plead that you have to go and no one will listen!": PRINT "After a few more hours of complaining, you sister kicks you in the nuts and": PRINT "tells you to shut up! Tough, balls, dude!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "They say that Frostorm is probably some 80 year old gay guy! They won't let": PRINT "you go! Damn!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "They believe you, but won't let you go. They said skateboarding is for hippies!": PRINT "Damn! They suck!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "They believe you!! You're booked for a flight from Denver-Newark for Friday": PRINT "morning!! Kick ass!!": SLEEP 3 CLS PRINT "Level 3-Get off of work for Friday, Saturday, and Sunday" PRINT "Monday, July 19, 1999.....3:02 pm edt" PRINT "You are PICO" PRINT "Situation--Well, you heard the news. Fro got Nat to come, Dijon got a flight" PRINT "scheduled. You plan to leave early Friday morning to arrive at Fro's house" PRINT "by Friday night to get ready for Saturday's party. Only problem is work." PRINT "Figure out a way to tell the boss exactly where he can stick his vegetables." PRINT "--YOUR CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Tell him you're getting married on Friday" PRINT "2-Tell him that you need some time off to reflect on your job" PRINT "3-Tell the boss your going to a vegetable convention in NJ." PRINT "4-Tell him your grandmother died" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 3 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "He doesn't believe you! He says no one would marry someone named Pico!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "He says fine...have the rest of your life off. You've been fired! Ouchies!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "No good...you told him that one 2 times already...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Oi! He believes it!! You've got the weekend to party! Excellent, job, dude!": LOCATE 19, 1: SLEEP 4 CLS PRINT "Level 4-What to bring..." PRINT "Tuesday, July 20, 1999.....8:10 pm edt" PRINT "You are DALCO" PRINT "Situation--You're at the mall in Toronto and decide to pick up something nice" PRINT "for Natalie. You want to make sure it's good so she likes you better than" PRINT "the rest of those guys!! What to buy, though?" PRINT "--SELECT FROM BELOW--" PRINT "1-Darth Maul Key Chain" PRINT "2-Sausage Sandwich" PRINT "3-Keg of Beer" PRINT "4-Giant Panda Bear" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 4 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Wait a sec...she probably already got lots of free SW stuff...that sucks.": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "No, bad move! She's hates meat!! Idiot!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Wait...I know Pico will love it, but Natalie? This is gonna come on wrong!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Perfect! Girls love this shit!! And it's probably better than Dijon's gift": PRINT "which I'm sure is Mountain Dew and Fun-yuns...": SLEEP 5 CLS PRINT "Level 5-Hmmm...Newsgroup Action!" PRINT "Wednesday, July 21, 1999.....12:54 am edt" PRINT "You are FROSTORM" PRINT "Situation--Well, one of the newbies to the thread leaked the news that Dijon " PRINT "and Fro got Nat to go to the party. Shut the complaining of those dicks up " PRINT "with a good comeback to their lame jokes..." PRINT "--TAKE ONE--" PRINT "1-Say 'Shove it up you're ass and stuff'" PRINT "2-Say 'Oh, yeah, well, uh, you smell! :)'" PRINT "3-Say 'oh, yeah, well at least I don't suck Maya dick!'" PRINT "4-Say 'Go back to the ghetto, hommie!'" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 5 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Maya writes back about how bad your grammar is. She makes fun of you saying": PRINT "that you don't know the difference between your and you're. You cry!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "Not good enough, dude. They aren't shut down at all!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Maya takes personal offense and sends her crew up to destory you. They blow": PRINT "up all of northern nj. Ouchies!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Good job!! They're totally shut down and you smile as you get ready to sleep": PRINT "The party is soon...hope everything with Pico, Dalco, and Dijon is cool...": SLEEP 6 CLS PRINT "Level 6-Music anyone?" PRINT "Wednesday, July 21, 1999.....9:17 pm mdt" PRINT "You are DIJONSYRUP" PRINT "Situation--Well, you're in charge of music for this festive event. You" PRINT "know what Nat likes, but maybe she needs an introduction to some cool stuff." PRINT "Pick out a cool song that she won't find any offense to..." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-'Josie' by Blink-182" PRINT "2-'Bitch' by Sevendust" PRINT "3-'Nookie' by Limp Bikzit" PRINT "4-'My Own Worst Enemy' by Lit" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 6 IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "No good, dude...probably before the song even starts, she'll get pissed! Damn!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Not good...the 'stick it up your' part will probably make her puke! Dammit!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Nope, she'll think, as Rev. Carroll did, you're some 'mindless mtv clone!'": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Perfect! She'll think you're real sweet and cool cause this song rocks!!": SLEEP 7 CLS PRINT "Level 7--Time to go!!" PRINT "Friday, July 23, 1999.....6:34 am edt" PRINT "You are PICO" PRINT "Situation--Time to leave!! A long drive ahead, but a good one. Fro's house" PRINT "is a good 10-12 hours away, but you're armed with maps. What should you" PRINT "get for the road to eat?" PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Chips with Padme on cover" PRINT "2-Fun-Yuns" PRINT "3-Beans" PRINT "4-That Canadian 'poopos' or whatever they're called" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 7 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "You like the package more than the food. You stare at the bag while driving": PRINT "and run into a huge truck! Ahh!!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "Oh, no! Canadian stomachs can't handle fun-yuns. You puke all over your": PRINT "steering wheel and wrap your car around a telephone pole!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Oh...boy...is there a rest stop nearby...oh, shit... (literally)": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Perfect! You eat, laugh, turn up some Blink-182 and enjoy your first visit": PRINT "to the United States!": SLEEP 8 CLS PRINT "Level 8--Incoming!" PRINT "Friday, July 23, 1999.....2:44 pm edt" PRINT "You are DALCO" PRINT "Situation--Dude!! You take off in Ontario and somewhere on your flight over" PRINT "New York, a Mig-29 comes onto your radar! You strap on your mask and prepare" PRINT "for engaging the enemy...this could get ugly" PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Forget him...throttle to 100%, drop to 4000 feet, and fly by him!" PRINT "2-Pull up, arm a missle, get a lock and send a Sidewinder into his fuselage!" PRINT "3-Land immediately in Rome, NY, screw the party, and go to Woodstock." PRINT "4-Try to take him out with the machine gun on the plane." INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 8 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Too late...you try to avoid him, but can't. Damn! He's got a lock on me.": PRINT "Oh, no! An AMRAAM, ahh, oh, AHHHH!!!!! [explode]": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "While this works and is still fun, it's not the party. Besides, you die in the": PRINT "mosh pit when KoRn is on. Too bad!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "You try, but cannot get close enough. You forget about flying and you lose": PRINT "control and crash into the trees on the mountains below! Damn! Ouchies!: LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "; you; LOSE!; ": END" IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "He explodes into an airborne fireball. Good shooting, Skywalker! Almost there!": SLEEP CLS PRINT "Dijon's flight came in at around 3 pm in the afternoon. Fro high-fived" PRINT "him and welcomed him to NJ. Frostorm drove him to his house and they hung" PRINT "around, playing some computer games, and ate lots of mountain dew and fun-yuns." PRINT "Around 5 pm, Pico rang the doorbell. The guys laughed and called for a pizza." PRINT "Dalco arrived just before the pizza got delivered, having landed in Caldwell" PRINT "and getting a ride from a taxi. The guys ate and laughed, anticipating what" PRINT "might be one of the greatest days in their lives. Camping out in Fro's" PRINT "basement, the guys fell asleep around 2 am and woke around 8 am. They" PRINT "were ready to meet her. Finally. Pico drove and Fro sat shotgun, showing" PRINT "the way there. About 1 hour and 15 minutes later, they arrived at Nat's" PRINT "house. We were lucky she trusted us enough to pick her up. We figured she" PRINT "would be driven to Fro's house with bodyguards and stuff. But she trusted" PRINT "us. Besides, her parents would make sure we're ok before she let take her" PRINT "Fro popped out of the car first. We all walked to the door...Dalco rang" PRINT "the bell and the door opened. It was her mom. She told us to wait a second" PRINT "and then..." SLEEP 9 CLS PRINT "Level 9--Meeting Natalie..." PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....11:11 am edt" PRINT "You are FROSTORM and DIJONSYRUP and PICO and DALCO" PRINT "Situation--Natalie is standing at the door, smiling. She's wearing a cute" PRINT "shirt, kinda low cut. She's got jean shorts on and her hair is down. You" PRINT "stare, smile, and finally say in unison..." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-You're perfect!" PRINT "2-I love you!" PRINT "3-Uh...hey. We're the dudes from the Newsgroup. Ready to party, hehe..." PRINT "4-Hey!! What's up? Like Pico's car?" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 9 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "She looks weirdly at you guys, especially Pico. You slams the door. Crap!!!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "She says 'Well, you guys are gay!' This isn't my real house anyway! Do you": PRINT "think I'd be an idiot and give you my real address? You seemed nice, and like": PRINT "real people. But you're not. You're just like all those other losers from the": PRINT "NG!'She slams the door and there's really only one thing to say which our": PRINT "buddy Dijon says...'Dude! She does read the NG!!!'": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "She thinks for a second and says 'What the hell was I thinking?' Then she": PRINT "said in a voice similar to South Park's Eric Cartman, 'Screw you guys, I'm": PRINT "going home!' She slams the door...you guys walk away astonished...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "She smiles and says 'Yup. And By the way, I do read the ng occasionaly.'": PRINT "We looked so surprised and then she asked 'Is it thread or tread? Got any": PRINT "fun-yuns, I love that shit.'": SLEEP 10 CLS PRINT "Level 10--The Perfect Day" PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....4:19 pm edt" PRINT "You are FROSTORM and DIJONSYRUP and PICO and DALCO" PRINT "Situation--We're all in a state of shock. The girl we love; the girl we'd" PRINT "die for was hanging out at Fro's house. But after a little bit of video" PRINT "games, we decided to head outside to have some fun." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Play some hockey" PRINT "2-Play some lacrosse" PRINT "3-Play some football" PRINT "4-Jump Rope" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 10 IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "Nope both Fro and Natalie are untalented in the sport. Nat breaks her neck": PRINT "trying to play! Bad choice!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "It's ok until Dalco tackles Nat. She thinks he's trying to get some from her": PRINT "and she kicks his ass! Bad choice!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Forget it! Pico refuses to jump rope and Natalie leaves causes she's bored!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "Natalie loves the idea! Pico brought enough sticks and Fro finds a hockey": PRINT "ball. There's enough blades to go around too! No net, though....Wait, Fro": PRINT "gets an idea and runs down the street. In a few minutes, the gang sees him": PRINT "lugging a huge net up the hill, shouting, 'those dudes won't mind at all!'": SLEEP 11 CLS PRINT "Level 11--Party Time!" PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....8:22 pm edt" PRINT "You are FROSTORM" PRINT "Situation--It's your chance to shine...let Natalie know how much you" PRINT "care...try your best, since this is Fro's Mission." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Grab her and kiss her" PRINT "2-Ask her if she likes the potato salad" PRINT "3-Start crying" PRINT "4-Ask her if she thinks we're all crazy" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 11 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "She pushes back and punches you. 'Asshole!' she shouts. Wow. You really": PRINT "suck. I mean, you really blew it there. Damn...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "She thinks you're a wimp! She runs off with your sister to have a lesbian": PRINT "affair. That's not cool! Damn!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "She says 'Acutally, yeah, I do.' With that, she walks away. You had your": PRINT "chance and you blew it. Damn...you suck.": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "She smiles and says 'Yeah.' She says it was so cool that we didn't serve meat": PRINT "'You're really sweet.' she says. You're spechless but somehow you're able to": PRINT "mutter 'thanks, you too.' She smiles, and you're floating as Dijon walks by.": SLEEP 12 CLS PRINT "Level 12--CeJota's Turn!" PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....8:26 pm edt" PRINT "You are DIJONSYRUP" PRINT "Situation--It's your chance to shine...let Natalie know how much you" PRINT "care...try your best, since this is Dijon's Mission." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Offer her some fun-yuns" PRINT "2-Ask her if she could sign your yearbook" PRINT "3-Show her your awesome lacrosse skills" PRINT "4-Ask her where she's going to college" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 12 IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "She takes it as an insult! I guess she's a little sore about yearbooks and": PRINT "stuff. Bad move, dude. She runs off and you cry!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "She accidently hit her in the head with a lacrosse ball! Crap!": PRINT "She runs to a mirror and discovers that you have done permanant damage to": PRINT "her face!!! She can never do another movie again!! You're so upset that you": PRINT "jump off a bridge and drown in the Passaic River!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "She says 'Not with you!' and walk away. You blew it! You suck!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "She gladly accepts some. She says, 'I know you love these, and now I wanna": PRINT "give you something. You smile expected a kiss or something. Suddenly, she": PRINT "pulls out a cell phone and quickly dials a number. She says 'yeah, come on": PRINT "in.' Then you see what you has brought!! The guys from Blink-182 come": PRINT "walking into the backyard. You smile and they play all your favorites from": PRINT "Dude Ranch and Enema of the State and some older stuff too! Fro sings 'What's": PRINT "My Age Again' with them, and the party rocks on!" PLAY "c8 c16 d8 d16 e8 o3 g8 g16 o4 d8 d16 e8 o3 a8 a16 o4 d8 d16 e8 o3 f8 f16 o4 e8 e16 d8 c8" SLEEP 13 CLS PRINT "Level 13--Pico's Turn!" PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....10:49 pm edt" PRINT "You are PICO" PRINT "Situation--It's your chance to shine...let Natalie know how much you" PRINT "care...try your best, since this is Pico's Mission." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Show her your hockey stick" PRINT "2-Ask her to visit Canada sometime" PRINT "3-Say something in French to her" PRINT "4-Invite her to see 'American Pie' with you" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 13 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "She takes it the wrong way!! She thinks you're some kind of pervert! Bad move!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "Well, she's smart, but not perfect. While you actually said 'Hello, what's": PRINT "going on.', she thinks you said 'Would you like to see my nuts?' This would": PRINT "explain why she runs away screaming!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "Wrong movie, dude. She thinks you're some kind of sick pervert! Maybe you": PRINT "should have suggested Tarzan or something...": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "She smiles and says that she'd love to visit Canada. She says that all every": PRINT "single Canadian she's met has been very sweet and really cool. You ask how": PRINT "many Canadians she's met and she says 'Just one'. She asks you then, how come": PRINT "you guys say the word 'about' funny and how come the head separates from the": PRINT "body on South Park when the Canadians talk.": SLEEP 14 CLS PRINT "Level 14--Dalco's Chance for Glory!" PRINT "Saturday, July 22, 1999.....11:06 pm edt" PRINT "You are DALCO" PRINT "Situation--It's your chance to shine...let Natalie know how much you" PRINT "care...try your best, since this is Dalco's Mission." PRINT "--PICK A CHOICE--" PRINT "1-Ask her if she wants to skateboard" PRINT "2-Ask her if she's on your side or maya's" PRINT "3-Give her a free flying lesson" PRINT "4-Tell her some cool trivia" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 14 IF pick% = 1 THEN PRINT "She says 'ok' and when she tries, she slips and breaks her neck! Ouchies!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 2 THEN PRINT "She was actually on Maya's side in that flame war! Oops, wrong question!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 3 THEN PRINT "You give her a lesson, but some more Migs come at you when you're flying!": PRINT "There's too many of them and one gets a lock on you! You blow up!!!": LOCATE 19, 1: PRINT "YOU LOSE!": END IF pick% = 4 THEN PRINT "She enjoys your cool info. She lays down and puts her head on your shoulder": PRINT "as you tell her some cool stuff. Awesome job, dude!!": SLEEP 15 CLS PRINT "Level 15--And the winner is..." PRINT "Sunday, July 23, 1999.....12:00 am edt" PRINT "You are NATALIE PORTMAN" PRINT "Situation--It's been a wonderful evening with a great bunch of guys. You" PRINT "really would love to go out with one of them, but which one..." PRINT "--CHOOSE FROM BELOW--" PRINT "1-Frostorm--the weather kid, the guy who sang bad, the nice guy" PRINT "2-Dijonsyrup--the music boy, the young dude, the smart dude" PRINT "3-Pico--the French-Canadian, the dude with the old car, the DangerRanger" PRINT "4-Dalco--the pilot, the trivia guy, the loveable funny guy" INPUT "Which one?"; pick% IF pick% < 1 OR pick% > 4 THEN GOTO 15 PRINT "Did you really expect me to say who'd Nat like better? " PRINT "That's how I'm ending it...make your own sequel on our quest bringing" PRINT "her home and saving her from danger!" PRINT "Hehe, just hit the space bar to check out the awesome credits..." SLEEP CLS PRINT "Thanks for playing!!" PRINT "I hope you had just as much fun playing it as I did making it!" PRINT "" PRINT "Programmer: Frostorm" PRINT "Concept: Frostorm" PRINT "Debugger: Dijonsyrup, Frostorm" PRINT "Music design: Dijonsyrup" PRINT "Tester: Dijonsyrup, Pico" PRINT "" PRINT "Special Thanks: The Oldbies of the Natalie Portman NG: Kerrick, Damnfine," PRINT "Aufan-deux, and Tenderfoot for giving such a warm welcome that made me stay and" PRINT "post forever. Also, the newest posters of the Hmmm... thread, especially" PRINT "Kyle, that French guy, and Stevie, George Lucas, for creating the best" PRINT "movies ever, my friend Ed for listening to ramble, my buddy Bobby for teaching" PRINT "me qbasic all those years ago, and my parents for letting me sit up here all" PRINT "day and makes games." PRINT "" PRINT "Very Special Thanks to: My new friends--Pico, Dijon, Dalco. Coolest guys" PRINT "I've never actually met. I hope this story becomes true one day, dudes." PRINT "You've made me happy in sad times. Thanks, you're really helped a dude out." PRINT "" PRINT "---------DEDICATED TO THE VERY BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED NATALIE PORTMAN---------" PRINT " A Froware Software Production, Copyright 1999, All Rights Reserved, I think " END